Jokes/Funny SMS (বাংলিশ)

Posted by জুনাইদ মাহাদি on ১১:৫৫ PM

ekta aeroplane ekta rocket ke jigges korlo:
"achha bhai, tumi eto jore jao ki kore!
rocket bollo:
"bhai,pechhone agun lagle tumi o orokom chhutbe!!"

aaj raate ki ami asbo..
ektu romance korte?
aaj mood khub bhalo achhe.
sudhu kiss ar kamor debo..
joldi reply diyo...
tomar priyo mosha..

jodi tomar 1ta baba hoy,call me.
jdoi 2to baba hoy,sms me.
jodi 3te hoy, msd call me.
aar jodi ami tomar baba hoi,
ignore dis msg. :P

amake nicher sosmoy gulote sudhu sms korben:
sokal-
6ta theke 12ta

dupur-
12 ta theke 4te

sondhya-
4ta theke 8ta

aar raat-
8ta theke 6ta.

baki sosmoy birokto korben na,
amar onek kaaj thake.

scientist kokhono president hote pare na,
kintu Kalam kore dekhalen.
bus conductor kokhono superstar hote pare na,
Rajnikant kore dekhalen.
bador e kokhono sms porte parena,
kintu tumi seta kore dekhale!! :P

ami tomar byapare kichhu bolte chai
1)tumi khub i buddhiman..
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..sorry. ami dine ektar beshi mitthe bolte chai na..:P

tomar haasi khub mishti,

tomar kotha khub mishti,

tomar mukh khub mishti..

aar..

dekho ami ki mishti kore mitthe bolte pari!! :P

jokhon jibone,
sokla e uthe tumi kawke dekhte pabe na..
tumi amar kachhe eso,
ami tomar sathe jabo...
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tomar eye-specialist er kachhe..

ondher hathe torch!
kalar hathe radio!
bobar hath e mike!
aar tomar hathe e mbile!
hey bhogoban! ki din ese gelo!!

Jodi tomar mobile number hote partam,
Sobsomoy amay tumi mone to rakhte!
Jodi amay tumi bodleo dite,
Tobu amader bichhed er khobor to sobai ke bolte!

kokhono taka ke gurutwo debe na.

Taka te bichhana mele kintu ghum mele na,

Boi mele kintu budhhi mele na,

Gahana mele kintu soundarjo mele na,

Bilasita mele kintu sukh mele na.

Tai oi taka amr account e pathie dao.

Prothomoto, kawke bondhu baniyo na,

Jodio ba banao,beshi kachhe anar chesta koro na,

Jodio ba kachhe jao, tader bhalobeso na,

Aar jodi bhalobaso, tahole kokhono tader chhere jeo na.

Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher,,,,,,,,,,,,
chotto ekta tara hoye!!!!!!!

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die

Two Lovers Plan to die

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Ik raat bahu ne(In Urdu)

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! By Baasha

Once a chunti saw a dali (IN URDU)
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By Naila

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa afte
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. By Kalsoom

Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are. By Rock

Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES(In Urdu)
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.By Baasha

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. by jazzy

Jakhan tomar EKA laagbe, tomar chardike kauke dekhte pabena, duniya-ta jhapsa hoye asbe,

Tumi aamar kache eso
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Tomake CHOKHER Doctor -er kache niye jabo ! :-)